fuuuck bitches, get money

glitter-urine:

my brother was talking about how great and huge his deodorant bottle is and that it’ll probably run out after a whole year.
i told him thats stupid and they don’t make bottles that big.
he went to his room to get his deodorant.

my brother has been using fly spray as deodorant for the past month and a half. 

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Whilst in Thailand I worked in orphanages and such, Supporting this exact saying! I Love It!

Whilst in Thailand I worked in orphanages and such, Supporting this exact saying! I Love It!

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— 3 months ago with 22647 notes
iamawinrar:

Are these words from the bible or?

iamawinrar:

Are these words from the bible or?

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